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• Goblin Council of Elders

  Governing body of the Goblin Nation.

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• Goblin Bureau of Clickbait and Propaganda

  Council department for misleading thumbnails and outrageous headlines.

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• Goblin Ministry of Marketing

  Ad agency of state: grandma Facebook ads, merch, and the Goblin Ale campaign that drowned GoblinNet in drunk posts.

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• Goblin Deposit Insurance Corporation

  Bankrupt after putting 100% of its funds into PachinkoCoin days before the pachinko ban.

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• Goblin Embezzlement Trust Fund

  Managed by Grungle from a cardboard box behind the Wash & Dash.

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• Goblin Tax Service

  The revenue agency, with slow refunds and a user-friendly annual form 'that makes it easy to get fleeced'.

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• Bureau of Temporal Sanitation

  Chrono-Crypt agency, codename CLEAN-SWEEP.

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• Department of Slime Surveillance

  Chrono-Crypt agency, codename GREEN-WIRE.

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• Subterranean Intelligence Directorate

  Chrono-Crypt agency, codename SEWER-SHADOW.

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• Goblin Intelligence Agency

  Confirms orcs are real.

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• Goblin Security Agency

  Its drone filmed Gordon Ramsay fleeing with antacid.

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• Goblin Task Force

  Takes reports of suspicious activity, including your own.

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• Task Force Accountability Oversight Committee

  A task force investigating the potluck-raid task force.

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• Goblin Guard

  National defense division with erratic border skirmishes.

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• Goblin Food and Drug Administration

  Regulator whose 'Gnome Brains' labels allow any species.

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• Goblin Health Department

  Dr. Gloopglop's department, Burn Unit included. Ignored by everyone.

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• Goblin Veterans Affairs

  Lost the GI Bill funds and told veterans to be grateful.

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• Goblin Military Research and Development Division

  Built and shelved the pocket Party Cannon.

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• Goblin Military Cadet Academy

  Runs the explosive piñata program, stuffed with the Council's shredded archives.

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• Goblin Super B-Ball Program

  Built the Mini-Doom Ball, made Dunk Crater, and was shut down over the mutants it produced.

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• 80th Groundbourne Infantry

  'The Party Platoon' of the Goblin-Troll War of '93.

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• Goblin Chamber of Commerce

  Praises asteroid mining and pyramid-scheme design.

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• Goblin Entertainment Television

  Network behind Clanily Bloodfued.

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• Goblin Gazette

  The Council's official newsletter, delivered every full moon.

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• Big Laundry

  Syndicate profiting from fitted-sheet discrepancies and shrinkage.

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• GoblinUniversity

  Mental Gymnastics Bootcamp, Lock Picking 101, Emotional Security Bootcamp.

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• The Wash & Dash

  12,000-square-foot laundromat used for money laundering via change machines.

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• The Groovy Grotto

  Pulsating subterranean nightclub near the Goblin Council building.

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• Goblin Parliament

  Chaotic legislative body, dissolved and turned into a rave venue by the Elders.

  Tuskpilot3.5Mediocre

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• Titusville Goblin Legislative Council

  Local legislature that passed the end-every-meeting-with-a-walk motion 7-0.

  Tuskpilot3.8Mediocre

  Squelch2.7Questionable
• Goblin Institute of Dubious Research

  Dr. Gloopnoodle's institute: the Eyelid Delusion and the cycling-narcissism study (n=10).

  Tuskpilot2.9Questionable

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• GoblinLife Department of Applied Science

  Publishes the meme BrownPapers.

  Tuskpilot3.8Mediocre

  Squelch2.5Questionable
• Institute of Questionable Science

  Hiccup cure, weaponized basketballs.

  Tuskpilot3.7Mediocre

  Squelch2.7Questionable
• Goblin Research Institute

  Titusville institute headed by Dr. Barker.

  Tuskpilot4.0Mediocre

  Squelch2.9Questionable
• College of Sniffing

  GRI college emptied of all smell by the Scentoscope's black-hole scent vacuum.

  Tuskpilot4.0Mediocre

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• Florida Institute of Techno-Augmentation

  Titusville lab behind the Muscle Max exoskeleton and the Thought Cooler helmet.

  Tuskpilot2.6Questionable

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• Goblin Academy of Linguistic Anarchy

  Scholarly body that revokes degrees in Advanced Gobbledygook.

  Tuskpilot2.6Questionable

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• Spectral Broadcasting Network

  Astral television network.

  Tuskpilot3.8Mediocre

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• GoblinNet

  The Goblin Nation's premier social media platform and comment-war venue.

  Tuskpilot2.6Questionable

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• Cringe Co.

  Power plant converting harvested human cringe into electricity.

  Tuskpilot2.5Questionable

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• Big Beauty

  Monopoly concealing biological nail-length termination thresholds.

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• Goblin Drift Racing Association

  Regulator of goblin street racing in stolen Japanese sports cars.

  Tuskpilot2.8Questionable

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• Goblin Basketball Association

  Three mutant crabs made the team.

  Tuskpilot3.9Mediocre

  Squelch2.7Questionable
• National BDCD Sports League

  GRI-proposed pro league for BDCD basketball and baseball.

  Tuskpilot3.0Mediocre

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• International Clown Association

  Sued the Council over 'Goblin Clowncil'.

  Tuskpilot3.7Mediocre

  Squelch2.6Questionable
• Society for the Appreciation of Nothing in Particular

  Curators of the 'Golden Void'.

  Tuskpilot3.8Mediocre

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• Goblin Web Development Guild

  Plagiarized human CSS for the GoblinLife.org redesign.

  Tuskpilot3.0Mediocre

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• Goblin Glee Club

  Off-key chanting and an out-of-tune lute: the Council's reserve weapon against the Inquisition.

  Tuskpilot3.9Mediocre

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• Goblin Celibacy Club

  Goblins who have renounced the flesh in favor of debating diphthongs.

  Tuskpilot3.9Mediocre

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• Goblin Clown Hall of Fame

  Prankster honor promised to the nuclear whistleblower before his planned execution.

  Tuskpilot2.5Questionable

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• The Smelly Boar Tavern

  Suspect dive bar frequented by Grognak.

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• All-In Inn

  Grungle Gristle's poker tavern.

  Tuskpilot2.5Questionable

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• The Hydrant Hound

  New York canine cafe run by Barkista Beans.

  Tuskpilot2.9Questionable

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• United Goblin Workers Union

  Miners demanding nap pods under threat of fool's gold substitution.

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• Dwarven Delights

  Company behind the Dwarf Eggs scam.

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• Young Goblin Chaos Association

  Mental Gymnastics students behind Operation Mindwarp.

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• Order of Veracity

  Clandestine rebel network spreading factual, sourced information.

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• Orthodox Pastafarians

  Use ganja oil in the sacred spaghetti sauce.

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• Reformed Pastafarians

  Use basil in the sacred spaghetti sauce.

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• Astral Wave

  Generation Alpha Centauri youths who communicate in astrophysics Discord memes.

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• Bland Brigade

  Shadowy group blamed for Fieri's disappearance.

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• Goblin Korea

  Settled by debtors picked in a rigged lottery.

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• Orcish Liberation Front

  Masked orcish militants whose dung-bombing zeppelin raid proved orcs are real.

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• Pixie Alliance

  Pixie bloc in a conflict with the Squirrel Empire that both sides say isn't happening.

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• Underdark Cabal

  Subterranean overlords: Goblins, Lizard People, Mole People, Silicon Valley and media.

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• Re-Reformed Reimagined Pastafarian Army

  Extremist sect led by the Noodle Prophet, allied with trolls and gnome mercenaries.

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• Marinara Martyrs

  Rigatonian extremists calling for holy war over poisoned pasta sauce.

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• Al-Dente

  Insurgent force of the Rigatonian breakaway movement.

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• Goblin Anti-Gaming Establishment

  Anti-gambling campaign that backfired and drove goblins to casinos.

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• Goblin Purity League

  Nationalists against the Pixie-Powered Pooper and the readmitted gnomes.

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• Squirrel Suppression Squad

  North Korean unit that defected to the Squirrel Empire for its fermented acorn stew.

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• Tuskpilot

  Online reviews, from under the bridge.

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• Squelch

  Local reviews, from the mushroom.

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