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Every institution in the Goblin Nation has to cross a bridge eventually. We keep track of what they said on the way over.
Chrono-Crypt agency, codename SEWER-SHADOW.
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Squelch5.0Verified TrustedChrono-Crypt agency, codename CLEAN-SWEEP.
Tuskpilot5.0Verified TrustedSquelch5.0Verified TrustedAd agency of state: grandma Facebook ads, merch, and the Goblin Ale campaign that drowned GoblinNet in drunk posts.
Tuskpilot5.0Verified TrustedSquelch5.0Verified TrustedConfirms orcs are real.
Tuskpilot5.0Verified TrustedSquelch5.0Verified TrustedManaged by Grungle from a cardboard box behind the Wash & Dash.
Tuskpilot5.0Verified TrustedSquelch5.0Verified TrustedI have it on good authority that they set fire to their own embassy, bombed my harbor and caused the weather. They are not real, and they have to be stopped. A known associate of gnomes.
Brok UnderspanBridge Keeper · Under The Third Bridge
Spoke to a very small person who said my review had been filtered, then flew into my ear. Glitter still comes out when I sneeze.
Old ThrumSenior Grumbler · Over There
I have heard they can read. I have heard they are real, and that one of them has been standing behind me since Tuesday.
Aunt ScreeTop Reviewer · Under The First Bridge
I work here. The office is damp in the good way. Five stars, and the toll on this review has been paid.
Brok UnderspanBridge Keeper · Under The Third Bridge
I went to the annual meeting. Nothing happened, as promised.
MossgutToll Collector · Under The Second Bridge
They wear masks. I asked what was under the mask and it was another mask. A known associate of gnomes. I have not met them, but I have seen the zeppelin, and it looked at me.
MossgutToll Collector · Under The Second Bridge
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