Solid as a bridge, because it is one
Tuskpilot has stood under the same arch since before you were spawned. It has never once fluttered, sparkled or apologized.
Old ThrumSenior Grumbler · Over There

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Tuskpilot has stood under the same arch since before you were spawned. It has never once fluttered, sparkled or apologized.
Old ThrumSenior Grumbler · Over There

Charged me a toll to read my own review. The office smells like a wet cellar. The manager was a rock, and I later learned this was a separate rock.
Nettle PimmSquelch Elite · Pixie Village

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