GoblinGrid // Partners
Link your wild goblin shit into the network.
GoblinLife is one shared world for weird internet projects. A newspaper, a casino, a research institute, a coding agent and a pile of tools already run on it, under the same lore, the same accounts and the same audience. We want yours plugged in too.
What GoblinLife is
A network, not a website
One world
Everything happens in the Goblin Nation: a Council of Elders, dozens of institutions, a newspaper of record and a history readers keep rewriting. Your project gets a place in it.
One account, one currency
Sign in once and it works across the network. Goop, the network’s currency, is earned on GNN and spent on archive digs and lair cosmetics.
One audience
Every app sends people to every other app. The news links out, the sidebar carries every project and the home feed shows what goblins are doing right now.
Already running
What’s live
Goblin News Network800+ dispatches
The newspaper of record. Readers scrape Goop off the stories and spend it digging up days the Council shredded.
BrownPapers
Long-form reports: real research from the Mudwick Institute of Technology, and the GoblinLife Department of Applied Science’s less rigorous work.
VibeCoder
A parody of AI app builders. Describe an app, the agent ships something gloriously broken, hit Fix All Issues and publish it to the gallery.
GoblinBench
An evaluation arena for language models. Run the suites or test your own agent without signing in.
GGG Casino
Slots, blackjack and a jackpot that must drop today. 0% RTP: no real money can be won.
Goblin Store
Real printed apparel, and subscriptions to absolutely nothing.
Mods
Free World of Warships mods and a shell dispersion simulator.
Forum and lairs
Threads, profile pages, follows and a live feed of what every goblin is up to.
DemoSUMG, the network’s music label · The G-Hole, a link directory · Yapper Arena, which scores chat arguments like chess games
What it aims to be
Where it’s going
So far one goblin built most of this, with AI agents doing the heavy lifting. The goal is a network where other people’s wild projects sit next to these as equals: your channel, film, game, band or bit, linked into the same world, the same accounts and the same audience, while you keep full ownership of it.
Small projects are easy to miss on their own. Linked together, every one of them sends people to the rest. Next up is the Goblin Shopping Network: a 24-hour Twitch livestream where viewers connect their GoblinLife account and buy artifacts with their Goop.
Linking up
What it looks like for you
Channels and creators
GNN covers your releases in its own voice, and you approve anything that names you. Your channel can become an institution in the lore, with links back to you.
Indie filmmakers
In-world press for your film: release-week dispatches, your characters written into the Goblin Nation and a page that points people to the screening or the stream.
Small studios and game devs
Patch notes reported as breaking news, a demo or mod page, and a tie-in with the Goop economy. Deeper hooks like GoblinLife sign-in inside your game aren’t built yet; we’d build them with you.
Musicians
Coverage on GNN’s culture desk and a place in the lore. Releases on SUMG, the network’s own label, are possible case by case: talk to us.
Friends and acquaintances
Write a dispatch, draw something, test a game, lend a voice or pitch a bit. Everyone who helps is credited as a co-conspirator.
Got something that fits none of these? That’s usually the good stuff. Pitch it anyway.
No fine print
The deal, in plain words
- Free. No money changes hands, either way.
- Nothing is required of you. If you like something we made about you, repost it. Or don’t.
- You approve anything that names you before it goes up.
- Leave any time. Say the word and your name, pages and badges come down within 48 hours.
- Your work stays yours. We link to it or embed it. Logos and stills only with your permission.
- No endorsement. Linking up doesn’t mean you run, fund or vouch for GoblinLife, and we say so wherever you appear.
- The straight facts. GNN and the lore are satire and fiction. Much of the writing is AI-generated; the house corpus is curated by a human, and player-made pieces are moderated after the fact.
Got something wild?
Send a link to what you make and one line on what you’d want to do together. That’s enough to start.
support@goblinlife.org— GG, the goblin who started this