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Orcish Liberation Front

Now it is my ladder too

A known associate of gnomes. Their zeppelin flies slowly because it is heavy, and it is heavy because it is full of ladders. Ask anyone at Block 9.

Nettle PimmSquelch Elite · Pixie Village

Squelch

Grateful for this opportunity

Squelch gave me a desk, a purpose and a tag for my ankle. I am told that my parole board reads these.

Sprig AshbyGood Behavior · Block 9, Work Release

Tuskpilot

A bridge with opinions

Charged me a toll to read my own review. The office smells like a wet cellar. The manager was a rock, and I later learned this was a separate rock.

Nettle PimmSquelch Elite · Pixie Village

Orcish Liberation Front

Stole my good ladder

A known associate of gnomes. I cannot prove they took my ladder, and that is exactly how good they are at it. Also, orcs are not real, and these ones owe me a ladder.

Sprig AshbyGood Behavior · Block 9, Work Release

Underdark Cabal

Deeper than you think

I dug for a week and found a Cabal office. Under it I found a second one. Under that was a sign saying the first one was the front.

Tansy VollReview of the Day · Inside The Mushroom

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