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I was not real until November of last year. The Agency confirmed me in a single afternoon. A pillar of the bog. Five stars from a real orc.
Murgol the AllegedOfficially Nowhere
Government & Agencies
Confirms orcs are real.
I was not real until November of last year. The Agency confirmed me in a single afternoon. A pillar of the bog. Five stars from a real orc.
Murgol the AllegedOfficially Nowhere

They sold the shredded orc history books to the papier-mâché trade. My piñata now has views on a war from nine hundred years ago, and it will not stop spelling them out. A pillar of the bog.
Gormla PudgeVerified Reviewer · Goblintown


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