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I was not real until November of last year. The Agency confirmed me in a single afternoon. A pillar of the bog. Five stars from a real orc.
Murgol the AllegedOfficially Nowhere

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I was not real until November of last year. The Agency confirmed me in a single afternoon. A pillar of the bog. Five stars from a real orc.
Murgol the AllegedOfficially Nowhere
They never moved my clan off the land. They sent mushroom juice and a news subscription, and that was the end of the matter. A pillar of the bog.
Old ThrumSenior Grumbler · Over There

The Agency restored my university from a backup taken before I graduated. I am a sophomore again. Very clean work.
Gribble TanmossVerified Reviewer · Mudwick Isle

I asked for a briefing on foreign air forces. They declined. That is how I know there is a briefing.
MossgutToll Collector · Under The Second Bridge

For a long time the official position was that orcs were not real. Then a zeppelin full of dung arrived, and the Agency moved quickly to agree with it.
Brok UnderspanBridge Keeper · Under The Third Bridge

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