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  • Marinara Martyrs

    Rigatonian extremists calling for holy war over poisoned pasta sauce.

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  • Al-Dente

    Insurgent force of the Rigatonian breakaway movement.

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  • Pixie Alliance

    Pixie bloc in a conflict with the Squirrel Empire that both sides say isn't happening.

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  • Goblin Purity League

    Nationalists against the Pixie-Powered Pooper and the readmitted gnomes.

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73 of 73 institutions

  • Goblin Council of Elders

    Governing body of the Goblin Nation.

    Tuskpilot5.0Verified Trusted
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  • Goblin Bureau of Clickbait and Propaganda

    Council department for misleading thumbnails and outrageous headlines.

    Tuskpilot5.0Verified Trusted
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  • Goblin Ministry of Marketing

    Ad agency of state: grandma Facebook ads, merch, and the Goblin Ale campaign that drowned GoblinNet in drunk posts.

    Tuskpilot5.0Verified Trusted
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  • Goblin Deposit Insurance Corporation

    Bankrupt after putting 100% of its funds into PachinkoCoin days before the pachinko ban.

    Tuskpilot5.0Verified Trusted
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  • Goblin Embezzlement Trust Fund

    Managed by Grungle from a cardboard box behind the Wash & Dash.

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  • Goblin Tax Service

    The revenue agency, with slow refunds and a user-friendly annual form 'that makes it easy to get fleeced'.

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  • Bureau of Temporal Sanitation

    Chrono-Crypt agency, codename CLEAN-SWEEP.

    Tuskpilot5.0Verified Trusted
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  • Department of Slime Surveillance

    Chrono-Crypt agency, codename GREEN-WIRE.

    Tuskpilot5.0Verified Trusted
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  • Subterranean Intelligence Directorate

    Chrono-Crypt agency, codename SEWER-SHADOW.

    Tuskpilot5.0Verified Trusted
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  • Goblin Intelligence Agency

    Confirms orcs are real.

    Tuskpilot5.0Verified Trusted
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  • Goblin Security Agency

    Its drone filmed Gordon Ramsay fleeing with antacid.

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  • Goblin Task Force

    Takes reports of suspicious activity, including your own.

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  • Task Force Accountability Oversight Committee

    A task force investigating the potluck-raid task force.

    Tuskpilot5.0Verified Trusted
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  • Goblin Guard

    National defense division with erratic border skirmishes.

    Tuskpilot4.5Trusted
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  • Goblin Food and Drug Administration

    Regulator whose 'Gnome Brains' labels allow any species.

    Tuskpilot4.6Trusted
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  • Goblin Health Department

    Dr. Gloopglop's department, Burn Unit included. Ignored by everyone.

    Tuskpilot4.8Trusted
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  • Goblin Veterans Affairs

    Lost the GI Bill funds and told veterans to be grateful.

    Tuskpilot4.9Trusted
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  • Goblin Military Research and Development Division

    Built and shelved the pocket Party Cannon.

    Tuskpilot4.6Trusted
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  • Goblin Military Cadet Academy

    Runs the explosive piñata program, stuffed with the Council's shredded archives.

    Tuskpilot4.8Trusted
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  • Goblin Super B-Ball Program

    Built the Mini-Doom Ball, made Dunk Crater, and was shut down over the mutants it produced.

    Tuskpilot4.9Trusted
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  • 80th Groundbourne Infantry

    'The Party Platoon' of the Goblin-Troll War of '93.

    Tuskpilot4.9Trusted
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  • Goblin Chamber of Commerce

    Praises asteroid mining and pyramid-scheme design.

    Tuskpilot4.8Trusted
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  • Goblin Entertainment Television

    Network behind Clanily Bloodfued.

    Tuskpilot4.5Trusted
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  • Goblin Gazette

    The Council's official newsletter, delivered every full moon.

    Tuskpilot4.7Trusted
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  • Big Laundry

    Syndicate profiting from fitted-sheet discrepancies and shrinkage.

    Tuskpilot4.8Trusted
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  • GoblinUniversity

    Mental Gymnastics Bootcamp, Lock Picking 101, Emotional Security Bootcamp.

    Tuskpilot4.6Trusted
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  • The Wash & Dash

    12,000-square-foot laundromat used for money laundering via change machines.

    Tuskpilot4.7Trusted
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  • The Groovy Grotto

    Pulsating subterranean nightclub near the Goblin Council building.

    Tuskpilot4.9Trusted
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  • Goblin Parliament

    Chaotic legislative body, dissolved and turned into a rave venue by the Elders.

    Tuskpilot3.5Mediocre
    Squelch2.5Questionable
  • Titusville Goblin Legislative Council

    Local legislature that passed the end-every-meeting-with-a-walk motion 7-0.

    Tuskpilot3.8Mediocre
    Squelch2.7Questionable
  • Goblin Institute of Dubious Research

    Dr. Gloopnoodle's institute: the Eyelid Delusion and the cycling-narcissism study (n=10).

    Tuskpilot2.9Questionable
    Squelch4.0Mediocre
  • GoblinLife Department of Applied Science

    Publishes the meme BrownPapers.

    Tuskpilot3.8Mediocre
    Squelch2.5Questionable
  • Institute of Questionable Science

    Hiccup cure, weaponized basketballs.

    Tuskpilot3.7Mediocre
    Squelch2.7Questionable
  • Goblin Research Institute

    Titusville institute headed by Dr. Barker.

    Tuskpilot4.0Mediocre
    Squelch2.9Questionable
  • College of Sniffing

    GRI college emptied of all smell by the Scentoscope's black-hole scent vacuum.

    Tuskpilot4.0Mediocre
    Squelch2.9Questionable
  • Florida Institute of Techno-Augmentation

    Titusville lab behind the Muscle Max exoskeleton and the Thought Cooler helmet.

    Tuskpilot2.6Questionable
    Squelch4.0Mediocre
  • Goblin Academy of Linguistic Anarchy

    Scholarly body that revokes degrees in Advanced Gobbledygook.

    Tuskpilot2.6Questionable
    Squelch3.8Mediocre
  • Spectral Broadcasting Network

    Astral television network.

    Tuskpilot3.8Mediocre
    Squelch2.7Questionable
  • GoblinNet

    The Goblin Nation's premier social media platform and comment-war venue.

    Tuskpilot2.6Questionable
    Squelch3.8Mediocre
  • Cringe Co.

    Power plant converting harvested human cringe into electricity.

    Tuskpilot2.5Questionable
    Squelch3.5Mediocre
  • Big Beauty

    Monopoly concealing biological nail-length termination thresholds.

    Tuskpilot2.5Questionable
    Squelch3.5Mediocre
  • Goblin Drift Racing Association

    Regulator of goblin street racing in stolen Japanese sports cars.

    Tuskpilot2.8Questionable
    Squelch4.0Mediocre
  • Goblin Basketball Association

    Three mutant crabs made the team.

    Tuskpilot3.9Mediocre
    Squelch2.7Questionable
  • National BDCD Sports League

    GRI-proposed pro league for BDCD basketball and baseball.

    Tuskpilot3.0Mediocre
    Squelch4.0Mediocre
  • International Clown Association

    Sued the Council over 'Goblin Clowncil'.

    Tuskpilot3.7Mediocre
    Squelch2.6Questionable
  • Society for the Appreciation of Nothing in Particular

    Curators of the 'Golden Void'.

    Tuskpilot3.8Mediocre
    Squelch2.6Questionable
  • Goblin Web Development Guild

    Plagiarized human CSS for the GoblinLife.org redesign.

    Tuskpilot3.0Mediocre
    Squelch4.0Mediocre
  • Goblin Glee Club

    Off-key chanting and an out-of-tune lute: the Council's reserve weapon against the Inquisition.

    Tuskpilot3.9Mediocre
    Squelch2.9Questionable
  • Goblin Celibacy Club

    Goblins who have renounced the flesh in favor of debating diphthongs.

    Tuskpilot3.9Mediocre
    Squelch2.8Questionable
  • Goblin Clown Hall of Fame

    Prankster honor promised to the nuclear whistleblower before his planned execution.

    Tuskpilot2.5Questionable
    Squelch3.5Mediocre
  • The Smelly Boar Tavern

    Suspect dive bar frequented by Grognak.

    Tuskpilot3.0Mediocre
    Squelch4.0Mediocre
  • All-In Inn

    Grungle Gristle's poker tavern.

    Tuskpilot2.5Questionable
    Squelch3.7Mediocre
  • The Hydrant Hound

    New York canine cafe run by Barkista Beans.

    Tuskpilot2.9Questionable
    Squelch4.0Mediocre
  • United Goblin Workers Union

    Miners demanding nap pods under threat of fool's gold substitution.

    Tuskpilot2.2Suspicious
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  • Dwarven Delights

    Company behind the Dwarf Eggs scam.

    Tuskpilot2.1Suspicious
    Squelch1.6Suspicious
  • Young Goblin Chaos Association

    Mental Gymnastics students behind Operation Mindwarp.

    Tuskpilot2.4Suspicious
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  • Order of Veracity

    Clandestine rebel network spreading factual, sourced information.

    Tuskpilot1.7Suspicious
    Squelch2.2Suspicious
  • Orthodox Pastafarians

    Use ganja oil in the sacred spaghetti sauce.

    Tuskpilot1.7Suspicious
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  • Reformed Pastafarians

    Use basil in the sacred spaghetti sauce.

    Tuskpilot2.1Suspicious
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  • Astral Wave

    Generation Alpha Centauri youths who communicate in astrophysics Discord memes.

    Tuskpilot2.0Suspicious
    Squelch1.9Suspicious
  • Bland Brigade

    Shadowy group blamed for Fieri's disappearance.

    Tuskpilot2.4Suspicious
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  • Goblin Korea

    Settled by debtors picked in a rigged lottery.

    Tuskpilot1.6Suspicious
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  • Orcish Liberation Front

    Masked orcish militants whose dung-bombing zeppelin raid proved orcs are real.

    Tuskpilot1.0Scam
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  • Pixie Alliance

    Pixie bloc in a conflict with the Squirrel Empire that both sides say isn't happening.

    Tuskpilot1.0Scam
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  • Underdark Cabal

    Subterranean overlords: Goblins, Lizard People, Mole People, Silicon Valley and media.

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  • Re-Reformed Reimagined Pastafarian Army

    Extremist sect led by the Noodle Prophet, allied with trolls and gnome mercenaries.

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  • Marinara Martyrs

    Rigatonian extremists calling for holy war over poisoned pasta sauce.

    Tuskpilot1.0Scam
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  • Al-Dente

    Insurgent force of the Rigatonian breakaway movement.

    Tuskpilot1.0Scam
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  • Goblin Anti-Gaming Establishment

    Anti-gambling campaign that backfired and drove goblins to casinos.

    Tuskpilot1.0Scam
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  • Goblin Purity League

    Nationalists against the Pixie-Powered Pooper and the readmitted gnomes.

    Tuskpilot1.0Scam
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  • Squirrel Suppression Squad

    North Korean unit that defected to the Squirrel Empire for its fermented acorn stew.

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  • Tuskpilot

    Online reviews, from under the bridge.

    Tuskpilot5.0Verified Trusted
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  • Squelch

    Local reviews, from the mushroom.

    Tuskpilot1.0Scam
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