Concessions overpriced
The crabs only move sideways, but you cannot leave one open at the three-point line. Six coins for a mushroom on a stick.
Aunt ScreeTop Reviewer · Under The First Bridge

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Three mutant crabs made the team.
The crabs only move sideways, but you cannot leave one open at the three-point line. Six coins for a mushroom on a stick.
Aunt ScreeTop Reviewer · Under The First Bridge

In the fourth quarter, the referee picked up a crab and inbounded it. It was the starting center. Nobody could tell me if that was legal.
Gribble TanmossVerified Reviewer · Mudwick Isle

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