Concessions overpriced
The crabs only move sideways, but you cannot leave one open at the three-point line. Six coins for a mushroom on a stick.
Aunt ScreeTop Reviewer · Under The First Bridge


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The crabs only move sideways, but you cannot leave one open at the three-point line. Six coins for a mushroom on a stick.
Aunt ScreeTop Reviewer · Under The First Bridge

The partnership with the human league ended in a dispute over one letter. That letter is on everything here. The snacks were cold.
MossgutToll Collector · Under The Second Bridge

Finest meeting ever held.
Unmatched footing.
Dues were a privilege.
Good, firm footing.
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