Walked into a pillar
They say eyelids may not exist. I closed mine in their lobby to check, and I walked into a pillar. I would like that on the record.
MossgutToll Collector · Under The Second Bridge

Research & Academia
Dr. Gloopnoodle's institute: the Eyelid Delusion and the cycling-narcissism study (n=10).
They say eyelids may not exist. I closed mine in their lobby to check, and I walked into a pillar. I would like that on the record.
MossgutToll Collector · Under The Second Bridge

They proved that ridiculous faces improve the mind. I have held mine for a month, and I can now see several things wrong with my colleagues.
Vetch OlleryFirst to Review · Pixie Village

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