Walked into a pillar
They say eyelids may not exist. I closed mine in their lobby to check, and I walked into a pillar. I would like that on the record.
MossgutToll Collector · Under The Second Bridge


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They say eyelids may not exist. I closed mine in their lobby to check, and I walked into a pillar. I would like that on the record.
MossgutToll Collector · Under The Second Bridge

Ten goblins, five of them on bicycles. I have seen more rigor in a bar fight. The part about the thighs was accurate.
Old ThrumSenior Grumbler · Over There

Superb.
Flasks were spotless.
Results were a rock.
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