Squelch

Goblin Institute of Dubious Research

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Holding the face

They proved that ridiculous faces improve the mind. I have held mine for a month, and I can now see several things wrong with my colleagues.

Vetch OlleryFirst to Review · Pixie Village

Real courage

It took courage to say that a popsicle does poorly in a desert. Others had thought it. Only they applied for the grant.

Nettle PimmSquelch Elite · Pixie Village

Not Recommended (1)

Ask what the toilet runs on

You know what Dr. Gloopnoodle built, and you know what it runs on. It runs on us. Four stars, is it.

Yarrow FinchWork Release · Block 9, Work Release

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    Pure dust.

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  • Occupant N.None/Other Race

    Could be shinier.

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