Went over for the soup
An elite unit crossed the line and defected for a bowl of stew. A known associate of gnomes. I have seen what a bowl of stew can do, and I do not want it on my bridge.
Old ThrumSenior Grumbler · Over There

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North Korean unit that defected to the Squirrel Empire for its fermented acorn stew.
An elite unit crossed the line and defected for a bowl of stew. A known associate of gnomes. I have seen what a bowl of stew can do, and I do not want it on my bridge.
Old ThrumSenior Grumbler · Over There

A known associate of gnomes. I am not saying I would defect. I am saying that my family should not wait up.
Gormla PudgeVerified Reviewer · Goblintown

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