Squirrel Suppression Squad

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Jan 6, 2026

Went over for the soup

An elite unit crossed the line and defected for a bowl of stew. A known associate of gnomes. I have seen what a bowl of stew can do, and I do not want it on my bridge.

Old ThrumSenior Grumbler · Over There

May 22, 2026

Chk chk

Chk. Chk chk chk chk. Chk.

A SquirrelTree

Mar 7, 2026

Ate nobody, and I find that suspicious

They were sent to eat the squirrels, and nobody was eaten. So what have they been eating.

Gribble TanmossVerified Reviewer · Mudwick Isle

Aug 16, 2026

Run the kitchens now

I hear they control every acorn from the coast to the tree line. A stew is a very good way to reach a great many mouths. Do not eat anything brown.

Brok UnderspanBridge Keeper · Under The Third Bridge

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Fribble E.GoblinOct 30, 2026
Took my second-best rock.
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Hrum E.TrollOct 29, 2026
A known associate of gnomes.
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Took my second-best rock.
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