Squirrel Suppression Squad

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Apr 29, 2026

Tried the stew

A known associate of gnomes. I am not saying I would defect. I am saying that my family should not wait up.

Gormla PudgeVerified Reviewer · Goblintown

Jan 6, 2026

Defected for a stew

A known associate of gnomes. They abandoned a sworn mission for fermented acorns. I once saw one of them look at a soup the way a sentry looks at an open gate.

Tansy VollReview of the Day · Inside The Mushroom

Jul 21, 2026

Seasoning

I got a bowl from a line that no one would explain. It was honestly very good. Two stars, because the line behind me was watching.

Norm P. UnincorporatedVerified Reviewer · Didn'task City

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Sedge W.Oct 21, 2026
Disgraceful, frankly.
Glim J.GoblinOct 20, 2026
Glitter was counterfeit.
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