A point of order
I am a dwarf, and I can state for the record that dwarves do not lay eggs. That is all I was able to establish, and it took longer than you would think.
Durgin LedgerhandVerified Reviewer · Over There

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I am a dwarf, and I can state for the record that dwarves do not lay eggs. That is all I was able to establish, and it took longer than you would think.
Durgin LedgerhandVerified Reviewer · Over There

I ate two. Since then I have had a strong urge to stand under things and charge for it. I am sure that is nothing.
Gormla PudgeVerified Reviewer · Goblintown

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