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Dwarven Delights

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A point of order

I am a dwarf, and I can state for the record that dwarves do not lay eggs. That is all I was able to establish, and it took longer than you would think.

Durgin LedgerhandVerified Reviewer · Over There

Who has been in my nest

I counted on Monday, and I counted on Tuesday. A company with nothing to hide would have a front door.

Aunt ScreeTop Reviewer · Under The First Bridge

Those were our eggs

I am only saying that the Dwarf Eggs smelled like home. The company is in hiding, which is what a company does when it has done nothing. Allegedly.

Brok UnderspanBridge Keeper · Under The Third Bridge

  • Hrum S.Troll

    No notes.

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  • Boulderine H.Troll

    Hold music was shouting.

  • Gorsk Q.Goblin

    Mushroom juice was excellent.

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  • Grit P.Troll

    Exemplary invoicing.

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