A point of order
I am a dwarf, and I can state for the record that dwarves do not lay eggs. That is all I was able to establish, and it took longer than you would think.
Durgin LedgerhandVerified Reviewer · Over There


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I am a dwarf, and I can state for the record that dwarves do not lay eggs. That is all I was able to establish, and it took longer than you would think.
Durgin LedgerhandVerified Reviewer · Over There

I counted on Monday, and I counted on Tuesday. A company with nothing to hide would have a front door.
Aunt ScreeTop Reviewer · Under The First Bridge

I am only saying that the Dwarf Eggs smelled like home. The company is in hiding, which is what a company does when it has done nothing. Allegedly.
Brok UnderspanBridge Keeper · Under The Third Bridge

No notes.
Hold music was shouting.
Mushroom juice was excellent.
Exemplary invoicing.
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