A wonderful relationship
Dr. Gloopglop warned me against bathing in noodles, and I ignored her. She dressed the burns and warned me again. I ignored that too. Nobody else in my life has stuck with me like this.
Old ThrumSenior Grumbler · Over There

Government & Agencies
Dr. Gloopglop's department, Burn Unit included. Ignored by everyone.
Dr. Gloopglop warned me against bathing in noodles, and I ignored her. She dressed the burns and warned me again. I ignored that too. Nobody else in my life has stuck with me like this.
Old ThrumSenior Grumbler · Over There


The Department told us not to stare at the sun. A priest told us it was a meatball. I can no longer see either of them, and the nurses have been lovely.
Gormla PudgeVerified Reviewer · Goblintown


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