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Goblin Health Department

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Staff very kind

The Department told us not to stare at the sun. A priest told us it was a meatball. I can no longer see either of them, and the nurses have been lovely.

Gormla PudgeVerified Reviewer · Goblintown

They found me a bed

It was a spoon. I have been asked to say that the spoon was warm.

Sprig AshbyGood Behavior · Block 9, Work Release

Best place to be ignored

Everyone in the waiting room had been warned by this Department against the exact thing that brought them in. Nobody held it against the Department, and the Department held it against everyone.

Norm P. UnincorporatedVerified Reviewer · Didn'task City

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