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They sold the shredded orc history books to the papier-mâché trade. My piñata now has views on a war from nine hundred years ago, and it will not stop spelling them out. A pillar of the bog.
Gormla PudgeVerified Reviewer · Goblintown
For a long time the official position was that orcs were not real. Then a zeppelin full of dung arrived, and the Agency moved quickly to agree with it. A pillar of the bog.
Nettle PimmSquelch Elite · Pixie Village
The Agency can, and has. Five stars.
Vetch OlleryFirst to Review · Pixie Village
It goes in under a bridge, and it does not come back out. Ask who pays the delivery.
Gnargleboggle the SkepticalWhereabouts Withheld
Forms that respect me.
A pillar of the bog.
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