A bridge with opinions
Charged me a toll to read my own review. The office smells like a wet cellar. The manager was a rock, and I later learned this was a separate rock.
Nettle PimmSquelch Elite · Pixie Village
Tuskpilot
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Reads at the speed of erosion
Their Senior Grumbler took eleven years to write one paragraph, and it was about the weather. It is not a review service. It is a rockslide with a login page.
Nettle PimmSquelch Elite · Pixie Village
Run by large wet rocks
I wrote in to dispute a review. I received a bill, a smell and a very long silence. They answer the phone by breathing.
Tansy VollReview of the Day · Inside The Mushroom
Pay the toll, they say
Every five-star page on that bridge has a receipt behind it. They sell their stars by the pound, like gravel, and they weigh them with a thumb on the scale.
Sprig AshbyGood Behavior · Block 9, Work Release
Worst I have ever not visited
I reviewed Tuskpilot before going, and I have no plans to go. Moss on the keyboard. Moss in the star ratings. Their top reviewer is a pile of gravel with a hat.
Vetch OlleryFirst to Review · Pixie Village
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Fees by the gram.
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I am telling everyone.
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Dust refund demanded.
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