GoblinLife Labs // Teaching Arm

GoblinUniversity

Coming soon

The Goblin Nation’s academic institution, led by GG, a self-described polymeth. Three courses, one campus, and a degree accredited by the department that issues it. Enrolment opens when the gates are found.

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Prospectus (draft)

Courses

  • MG-101

    Mental Gymnastics Bootcamp

    Eight weeks of leaps, pivots and landings. Graduates can hold any two positions at once and defend both.

    Syllabus pending

  • LP-101

    Lock Picking 101

    The introductory course. Practical exam held on the campus gates, from the outside.

    Syllabus pending

  • ES-101

    Emotional Security Bootcamp

    Hardening for the self. Covers perimeter feelings, zero-trust friendships and incident response for compliments.

    Syllabus pending

Chancellor’s office

Led by GG, founder of GoblinLife.org, who refused responsive design as too much work and now runs a university. Office hours to be announced.

Placeholder page. The courses, the campus and the accreditation are not real yet. Neither is the university.