We are allowed to laugh
We laugh under the floor because something is funny. That does not make us a conspiracy. The Cabal is a known associate of gnomes, and we only rent from them.
Dorrit UnderfootUnder The Floor

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We laugh under the floor because something is funny. That does not make us a conspiracy. The Cabal is a known associate of gnomes, and we only rent from them.
Dorrit UnderfootUnder The Floor
A known associate of gnomes, and that is the least of it. They have tiers. Nobody honest has tiers.
Nettle PimmSquelch Elite · Pixie Village

I dug for a week and found a Cabal office. Under it I found a second one. Under that was a sign saying the first one was the front.
Tansy VollReview of the Day · Inside The Mushroom

It stops whenever I stop to listen. It started again when I wrote this review, and now it is doing an impression of me.
Gribble TanmossVerified Reviewer · Mudwick Isle

A known associate of gnomes.
A known associate of gnomes.
Their pamphlet crushed me.
Chanted during my nap.
Lodged a formal sigh.
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