Tuskpilot

The Hydrant Hound

2.9Questionable

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One human chair

It is reserved for the health inspector. I ate my pupcake standing up, and a Beagle asked me to leave the crumbs.

Norm P. UnincorporatedVerified Reviewer · Didn'task City

Nowhere to sit

All the seating is on the floor, and I am a troll, so this review was written from the doorway. Good bone broth, from what I could reach.

MossgutToll Collector · Under The Second Bridge

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  • Grubbin Z.

    Few complaints.

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  • Bargo J.Troll

    Worst toll in memory.

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  • Korin A.Dwarf

    Unmatched footing.

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  • Glim P.Goblin

    Chairs not rated for trolls.

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  • Lichen L.Troll

    Unmatched footing.

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