One human chair
It is reserved for the health inspector. I ate my pupcake standing up, and a Beagle asked me to leave the crumbs.
Norm P. UnincorporatedVerified Reviewer · Didn'task City


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It is reserved for the health inspector. I ate my pupcake standing up, and a Beagle asked me to leave the crumbs.
Norm P. UnincorporatedVerified Reviewer · Didn'task City

All the seating is on the floor, and I am a troll, so this review was written from the doorway. Good bone broth, from what I could reach.
MossgutToll Collector · Under The Second Bridge

Few complaints.
Worst toll in memory.
Unmatched footing.
Chairs not rated for trolls.
Unmatched footing.
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