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The Hydrant Hound

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Finally at eye level

All the seating is on the floor, so for once I am not the only one down here.

Tansy VollReview of the Day · Inside The Mushroom

Knows my order by smell

Barkista Beans never writes anything down. The pupcake is better than my mother's, and I have said that to her face.

Pepper ZoomleyVerified Reviewer · Titusville

  • Pecan Y.Squirrel

    Stool of perfect height.

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  • Fenwick N.Goblin

    Served me a crumb.

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  • Hemlock F.Pixie

    Exquisite.

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