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She wrote four words about a soup. It went in the Not Recommended pile, and a sparkling insect offered to get it out for a fee. That is not a business. That is an infestation with a pricing page.
MossgutToll Collector · Under The Second Bridge
Spoke to a very small person who said my review had been filtered, then flew into my ear. Glitter still comes out when I sneeze.
Old ThrumSenior Grumbler · Over There
Their Good Behavior badge means what you think it means. Their office is a cell. I would not take the word of a thing that has to be counted every night.
Brok UnderspanBridge Keeper · Under The Third Bridge
I have spent thirty years cleaning that stuff off my bridge. They shed. Their reviews shed. I found one star of theirs in my tea.
Aunt ScreeTop Reviewer · Under The First Bridge
This is my first review. I hate them. I do not know why yet, but Aunt Scree says that will come.
Young CulvertFirst Review · Under The Footbridge
Do not cross.
Fees for the fees.
Worse than the river.
Hold music was shouting.
Bridge out.
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