Tuskpilot

Reformed Pastafarians

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Only basil, they say

I would say that as well, if I grew that much of it.

MossgutToll Collector · Under The Second Bridge

Storms do not take sides

Their whole island was dragged back by the weather. I do not say the weather had a reason. I say it does not usually pick a denomination.

Gormla PudgeVerified Reviewer · Goblintown

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  • Glim H.Goblin

    Threw things at bridge.

  • Hazel F.Squirrel

    Marched on my lawn.

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  • Grobble B.Goblin

    Took my second-best rock.

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