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Reformed Pastafarians

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A chef with a vision

A cook looks into a pot and sees a prophet, and we are all supposed to act as though that is normal. I have looked into a great many pots and seen soup.

Nettle PimmSquelch Elite · Pixie Village

Interesting cheese

They insist their Parmesan is genuine. I have no reason to doubt that. I have only a reason to mention it.

Fennick SumpSquelch Elite · Muck-Pit Central

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    I have seen the vents.

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  • Gnelda Y.Goblin

    Slogans misspelled.

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  • Pimpernel D.

    Glitter was counterfeit.

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