A chef with a vision
A cook looks into a pot and sees a prophet, and we are all supposed to act as though that is normal. I have looked into a great many pots and seen soup.
Nettle PimmSquelch Elite · Pixie Village


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A cook looks into a pot and sees a prophet, and we are all supposed to act as though that is normal. I have looked into a great many pots and seen soup.
Nettle PimmSquelch Elite · Pixie Village

They insist their Parmesan is genuine. I have no reason to doubt that. I have only a reason to mention it.
Fennick SumpSquelch Elite · Muck-Pit Central

I have seen the vents.
Slogans misspelled.
Glitter was counterfeit.
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