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Re-Reformed Reimagined Pastafarian Army

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As a troll, I was not there

It is said that trolls marched with this army. Those were other trolls. A known associate of gnomes, and the gnomes were being paid.

Brok UnderspanBridge Keeper · Under The Third Bridge

I would like this looked at

Their leader turned a sitting Elder's head into a hand. I do not know what their hiring process is, but I know that was not in the job description.

MossgutToll Collector · Under The Second Bridge

How many times can one reform

Reformed, re-reformed, reimagined. I have known bridges to change less often, and none of them were armed.

Aunt ScreeTop Reviewer · Under The First Bridge

Fixed the trivia

Their Prophet won a trivia contest and got a seat on the Council. I have won trivia, and I got a ribbon. Something stinks.

Gribble TanmossVerified Reviewer · Mudwick Isle

He went into a vortex

I find that very convenient. Anyone can go into a vortex. I would ask who dug it, who paid for it, and what it knows about noodles.

Fennick SumpTop Reviewer · Muck-Pit Central

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  • Fungus R.Goblin

    Threw things at bridge.

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  • Ogg L.

    Marched on my lawn.

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