As a troll, I was not there
It is said that trolls marched with this army. Those were other trolls. A known associate of gnomes, and the gnomes were being paid.
Brok UnderspanBridge Keeper · Under The Third Bridge


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It is said that trolls marched with this army. Those were other trolls. A known associate of gnomes, and the gnomes were being paid.
Brok UnderspanBridge Keeper · Under The Third Bridge

Their leader turned a sitting Elder's head into a hand. I do not know what their hiring process is, but I know that was not in the job description.
MossgutToll Collector · Under The Second Bridge

Reformed, re-reformed, reimagined. I have known bridges to change less often, and none of them were armed.
Aunt ScreeTop Reviewer · Under The First Bridge

Their Prophet won a trivia contest and got a seat on the Council. I have won trivia, and I got a ribbon. Something stinks.
Gribble TanmossVerified Reviewer · Mudwick Isle

I find that very convenient. Anyone can go into a vortex. I would ask who dug it, who paid for it, and what it knows about noodles.
Fennick SumpTop Reviewer · Muck-Pit Central

Threw things at bridge.
Marched on my lawn.
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