Re-Reformed Reimagined Pastafarian Army

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Mar 14, 2026

As a pixie, I was not there either

A known associate of gnomes. They took a whole island in a week, and I would like to see the receipts for that sauce.

Nettle PimmSquelch Elite · Pixie Village

May 2, 2026

Banned everything, then unbanned it

They banned gambling and drink on Monday, and by the end of the week they had brought back both, and shiny objects too. No sincere army is that thirsty.

Tansy VollReview of the Day · Inside The Mushroom

Jul 31, 2026

Recruited my grocer

He used to weigh my mushrooms. Now he weighs them, sighs, and adds a noodle to the bag. I did not order a noodle.

Gormla PudgeVerified Reviewer · Goblintown

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Gnash B.GoblinOct 8, 2026
Slogans misspelled.
AnonymousOct 7, 2026

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