Glitter at every scene
A known associate of gnomes. Every crime in this Nation has had glitter at the scene. I have found it in the soup, the ledgers and a sealed jar from before I was born.
Brok UnderspanBridge Keeper · Under The Third Bridge


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A known associate of gnomes. Every crime in this Nation has had glitter at the scene. I have found it in the soup, the ledgers and a sealed jar from before I was born.
Brok UnderspanBridge Keeper · Under The Third Bridge

A known associate of gnomes. They say the conflict with the squirrels is not happening. That is what I would say too.
Old ThrumSenior Grumbler · Over There

Three settlements vanished in one month. I know it was later traced to a filing error. Who do you think did the filing.
MossgutToll Collector · Under The Second Bridge

Chk chk chk. Chk.
A SquirrelTree
Took my second-best rock.
A known associate of gnomes.
Burned the wrong bridge.
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