As a pixie, I condemn them
I have reviewed the Pixie Alliance freely, and of my own will, from my desk. They are a known associate of gnomes. May I go back to my cell now.
Nettle PimmSquelch Elite · Pixie Village
Pixie Alliance
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Cupcakes have never done this
A war correspondent ate one of their cupcakes on the air and began to dance. I have eaten them all my life, and I have decided to call this an isolated case.
Tansy VollReview of the Day · Inside The Mushroom
Condemned, strongly
As a pixie on work release, I condemn the Alliance in the strongest words I am allowed. A known associate of gnomes. My release date is unchanged.
Sprig AshbyGood Behavior · Block 9, Work Release
Not Recommended (1)
Hello, Mother
Reviewing my own family for time off my sentence. One star. Water the geraniums.
Yarrow FinchWork Release · Block 9, Work Release
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
- Grizzle O.Goblin
Flag fell on me.
- Anonymous
- Acorn F.Squirrel
Chanted during my nap.
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
- Claimant C.None/Other Race
A known associate of gnomes.
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
- Glim W.Goblin
Reported.
- Anonymous
- Resident Q.None/Other Race
A known associate of gnomes.
- Doris U.
Absolutely not.
- Glorp Q.Goblin
Slogans misspelled.
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
- Tansy U.Pixie
Chanted during my nap.
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