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I have it on good authority that they set fire to their own embassy, bombed my harbor and caused the weather. They are not real, and they have to be stopped. A known associate of gnomes.
Brok UnderspanBridge Keeper · Under The Third Bridge
They wear masks. I asked what was under the mask and it was another mask. A known associate of gnomes. I have not met them, but I have seen the zeppelin, and it looked at me.
MossgutToll Collector · Under The Second Bridge
I have heard they can read. I have heard they are real, and that one of them has been standing behind me since Tuesday.
Aunt ScreeTop Reviewer · Under The First Bridge
The zeppelin passed at a speed I could have walked. It dropped nothing on me, and that is how I know I am next.
Old ThrumSenior Grumbler · Over There
It was buying a turnip. A normal-sized turnip, for cover. Everyone should be told.
Gribble TanmossVerified Reviewer · Mudwick Isle
Burned the wrong bridge.
Moss fled this place.
A known associate of gnomes.
Worse than the river.
Would not cross again.
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