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Orcish Liberation Front

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Now it is my ladder too

A known associate of gnomes. Their zeppelin flies slowly because it is heavy, and it is heavy because it is full of ladders. Ask anyone at Block 9.

Nettle PimmSquelch Elite · Pixie Village

Stole my good ladder

A known associate of gnomes. I cannot prove they took my ladder, and that is exactly how good they are at it. Also, orcs are not real, and these ones owe me a ladder.

Sprig AshbyGood Behavior · Block 9, Work Release

Same orc, same turnip

I saw it again. Different market. It looked at me, then it looked at the turnip.

Gribble TanmossVerified Reviewer · Mudwick Isle

Not Recommended (2)

I was in that embassy

It burned down with my coat in it, and nobody has asked who lit it. Five stars for the zeppelin.

Murgol the AllegedOfficially Nowhere

Check who sent this review

Compare the scores. Compare the wording. Then ask who pays for a bridge.

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  • Grizzle K.Goblin

    Their pamphlet crushed me.

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  • Dock C.

    Flag fell on me.

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  • Rue E.Pixie

    A known associate of gnomes.

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  • Grobble Z.

    Disgraceful, frankly.

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