Now it is my ladder too
A known associate of gnomes. Their zeppelin flies slowly because it is heavy, and it is heavy because it is full of ladders. Ask anyone at Block 9.
Nettle PimmSquelch Elite · Pixie Village


Based on 12,867 reviews
Showing all ratings
A known associate of gnomes. Their zeppelin flies slowly because it is heavy, and it is heavy because it is full of ladders. Ask anyone at Block 9.
Nettle PimmSquelch Elite · Pixie Village

A known associate of gnomes. I cannot prove they took my ladder, and that is exactly how good they are at it. Also, orcs are not real, and these ones owe me a ladder.
Sprig AshbyGood Behavior · Block 9, Work Release

I saw it again. Different market. It looked at me, then it looked at the turnip.
Gribble TanmossVerified Reviewer · Mudwick Isle

It burned down with my coat in it, and nobody has asked who lit it. Five stars for the zeppelin.
Murgol the AllegedOfficially Nowhere
Compare the scores. Compare the wording. Then ask who pays for a bridge.
Gnargleboggle the SkepticalWhereabouts Withheld
Their pamphlet crushed me.
Flag fell on me.
A known associate of gnomes.
Disgraceful, frankly.
Every organization, review and rating on these pages is fictional.
Mandatory disclosure // Form AI-0
By clicking here you acknowledge that your sanity is forfeit from this point on and that goblinlife.org retains full custody of your next of kin in the event of a tragedy encountered while browsing this site. Full Terms: www.goblinlife.org/eula
(Clicking anywhere counts.)