Took on the Elders and won
A body of professional clowns sent the Elders a cease-and-desist, and the Elders took off their big shoes. Nobody has won that cleanly since.
Brok UnderspanBridge Keeper · Under The Third Bridge


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A body of professional clowns sent the Elders a cease-and-desist, and the Elders took off their big shoes. Nobody has won that cleanly since.
Brok UnderspanBridge Keeper · Under The Third Bridge

I went to their head office about a parking ticket. The clerk took it, pulled out a longer one, then a longer one, and then a dove.
Gribble TanmossVerified Reviewer · Mudwick Isle

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