Finally, a car my size
A very small car pulled up outside my house, and thirty clowns got out. Delightful vehicle. The clowns were a lot.
Tansy VollReview of the Day · Inside The Mushroom


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A very small car pulled up outside my house, and thirty clowns got out. Delightful vehicle. The clowns were a lot.
Tansy VollReview of the Day · Inside The Mushroom

The honk is still not included. The receipt came out of a sleeve and would not stop.
Gormla PudgeVerified Reviewer · Goblintown

I will remember this.
Treasurer deserves a statue.
Glitter was present.
Glitter was counterfeit.
Wings ruined.
I will remember this.
Motion to remove me carried.
Treasurer sat on me.
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