Came to see the mice
There are no mice. There is a smell of very fast mice.
Sprig AshbyGood Behavior · Block 9, Work Release


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There are no mice. There is a smell of very fast mice.
Sprig AshbyGood Behavior · Block 9, Work Release

By evening it was a heap of gold coins and rubber chickens. Someone at the front desk said I could have a chicken.
Gormla PudgeVerified Reviewer · Goblintown

Glassware cleaner than my conscience.
My parole board agrees.
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