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Professor Gnarlbrain could not picture a hypercube, so they promoted him to philosophy to free up a desk. He now teaches me what a desk is.
Fennick SumpSquelch Elite · Muck-Pit Central


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Professor Gnarlbrain could not picture a hypercube, so they promoted him to philosophy to free up a desk. He now teaches me what a desk is.
Fennick SumpSquelch Elite · Muck-Pit Central

A wonderful course for anyone with time on their hands in a cell. I took the final from the inside.
Sprig AshbyGood Behavior · Block 9, Work Release

I finished the course and I feel secure. A sergeant comes by every morning to confirm it.
Tansy VollReview of the Day · Inside The Mushroom

I would serve time here.
Glitter of the gods.
Breakthroughs of tiny precision.
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