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Line six of the form lists pixie protection payments, and it says curses count. A pillar of the bog.
Nettle PimmSquelch Elite · Pixie Village


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Line six of the form lists pixie protection payments, and it says curses count. A pillar of the bog.
Nettle PimmSquelch Elite · Pixie Village

It has been on its way for nine years. Every spring they send a lovely card saying how far it has come.
Tansy VollReview of the Day · Inside The Mushroom

I filed as a dog. They taxed me as a dependent, then as property, then as a small business. Friendly staff every time.
Pepper ZoomleyVerified Reviewer · Titusville

The form has forty-one fields of no relevance, and that is forty-one chances to show you care. I filled them all in from my cell. It was very moving.
Sprig AshbyGood Behavior · Block 9, Work Release

Pure dust.
Stamped with real elegance.
Window opened just for me.
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