Turned myself in, felt great
I reported suspicious activity, and it turned out to be mine. The officers were very understanding about the stun grenade. A pillar of the bog.
MossgutToll Collector · Under The Second Bridge


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I reported suspicious activity, and it turned out to be mine. The officers were very understanding about the stun grenade. A pillar of the bog.
MossgutToll Collector · Under The Second Bridge

Weeks of surveillance, riot shields and stun grenades, all for one casserole. I do not know what was in it, and thanks to them I never will.
Gribble TanmossVerified Reviewer · Mudwick Isle

I ring every evening to report my sister. They know my voice now, and they ask after her.
Aunt ScreeTop Reviewer · Under The First Bridge

They called it Operation Goblin Stomp, and then they did exactly that. You rarely get such honesty from an operation.
Old ThrumSenior Grumbler · Over There

A pillar of the bog.
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