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A seagull with basketball-leather feathers lives on my window ledge. It bounces when it lands, and it has given me a reason to get up. Please thank the Program from me.
Sprig AshbyGood Behavior · Block 9, Work Release


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A seagull with basketball-leather feathers lives on my window ledge. It bounces when it lands, and it has given me a reason to get up. Please thank the Program from me.
Sprig AshbyGood Behavior · Block 9, Work Release

The Council shut it down because the crabs were too spooky. I have met the crabs. They are spooky, and they are also very good in the post, and nobody thanks them.
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Elite conduct throughout.
A stamp to die for.
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