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Goblin Security Agency

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Eyes in the sky

Their drone filmed a visiting dignitary running for the harbor, clutching antacid. A pillar of the bog. I do not know what he ate, and I feel safer.

Nettle PimmSquelch Elite · Pixie Village

I have started to wave

The drone has hovered at my window for a week. It is the size of my house, and it has better lighting.

Tansy VollReview of the Day · Inside The Mushroom

Case closed in an hour

I reported a prowler. They sent me a clip of the prowler, and it was me, taking out the trash.

Gormla PudgeVerified Reviewer · Goblintown

Is this the airport

I came in about a lost bag. They told me about it before I spoke, then showed me a video of it being lost.

Norm P. UnincorporatedVerified Reviewer · Didn'task City

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  • Grizzle A.Goblin

    Elite conduct throughout.

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  • Gurt Z.Goblin

    A pillar of the bog.

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  • Gurt P.Goblin

    A pillar of the bog.

  • Grubbin Y.Goblin

    Pure dust.

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  • Tansy R.Pixie

    Stamped with real elegance.

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  • Nettie W.

    Stamped with real elegance.

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