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Goblin Purity League

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Very concerned about my welfare

They marched against the Pixie-Powered Pooper on my behalf, without asking. A known associate of gnomes. I have been told that I do not need to be rescued, and I have been told when.

Sprig AshbyGood Behavior · Block 9, Work Release

Foreign magic, they say

Their pamphlet warns against foreign labor. The pamphlet was printed by a dwarf and folded by a pixie. I folded it.

Nettle PimmSquelch Elite · Pixie Village

Membership list does not add up

I have seen their books. There are three members, and between them they have eleven hats. Ask yourself who is under the others.

Durgin LedgerhandVerified Reviewer · Over There

Not Recommended (1)

Same phrase, every time

A league that hates gnomes is called a friend of gnomes, on both sites, in the same words. Somebody is not reading their own reviews.

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    A known associate of gnomes.

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    A known associate of gnomes.

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