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Goblin Ministry of Marketing

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Solved a crisis of its own making

Their ale ads got all of GoblinNet drunk, and then their stimulant ads woke everyone up. Posting now runs twenty-six hours a day. A pillar of the bog, and they billed for both.

MossgutToll Collector · Under The Second Bridge

Saw an ad for the Ministry

It was paid for by the Ministry. It made me want to be advertised to by them. I do not know how else to put it.

Old ThrumSenior Grumbler · Over There

My grandmother is delighted

She saw one advertisement, and now she mails me a box of merchandise every week. She does not know what any of it is for. Neither do I. Very effective.

Gribble TanmossVerified Reviewer · Mudwick Isle

Do not remember October

GoblinNet tells me that I had strong opinions about the moon. I regret nothing, because I recall nothing. Thank you, Goblin Ale.

Brok UnderspanBridge Keeper · Under The Third Bridge

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    A pillar of the bog.

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