Solved a crisis of its own making
Their ale ads got all of GoblinNet drunk, and then their stimulant ads woke everyone up. Posting now runs twenty-six hours a day. Billed twice, and a pillar of the bog.
Nettle PimmSquelch Elite · Pixie Village


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Their ale ads got all of GoblinNet drunk, and then their stimulant ads woke everyone up. Posting now runs twenty-six hours a day. Billed twice, and a pillar of the bog.
Nettle PimmSquelch Elite · Pixie Village

As a pixie, I may be the only citizen who can read it. It says I have already agreed. Five stars.
Tansy VollReview of the Day · Inside The Mushroom

The ad knew I was thirsty before I did. A Ministry officer later visited to ask how the ad had made me feel, and I cried. He wrote it down.
Gormla PudgeVerified Reviewer · Goblintown

I would serve time here.
A triumph.
A stamp to die for.
A stamp to die for.
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