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Goblin Ministry of Marketing

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Solved a crisis of its own making

Their ale ads got all of GoblinNet drunk, and then their stimulant ads woke everyone up. Posting now runs twenty-six hours a day. Billed twice, and a pillar of the bog.

Nettle PimmSquelch Elite · Pixie Village

Fine print is very small, which I respect

As a pixie, I may be the only citizen who can read it. It says I have already agreed. Five stars.

Tansy VollReview of the Day · Inside The Mushroom

Excellent follow-up

The ad knew I was thirsty before I did. A Ministry officer later visited to ask how the ad had made me feel, and I cried. He wrote it down.

Gormla PudgeVerified Reviewer · Goblintown

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  • Neil E.Human

    I would serve time here.

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  • Gurt J.

    A triumph.

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  • Thistle S.Pixie

    A stamp to die for.

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  • Bushy Z.Squirrel

    A stamp to die for.

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