Still have the egg
I attended a demonstration and was handed an egg. I was told not to open the egg. It has been a year, and they say I am doing very well.
Gribble TanmossVerified Reviewer · Mudwick Isle


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I attended a demonstration and was handed an egg. I was told not to open the egg. It has been a year, and they say I am doing very well.
Gribble TanmossVerified Reviewer · Mudwick Isle

They built a Party Cannon that fits in a pocket, then shelved it for working too well. I asked what it fired, and the answer had a black bar on it. I am so thankful.
MossgutToll Collector · Under The Second Bridge

Stamped me beautifully.
Finest stamp in the land.
Stamped me beautifully.
Would live under it.
Mushroom juice was excellent.
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