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Goblin Military Cadet Academy

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Superb discipline

Everyone on the parade ground salutes the piñata as it is carried past. Nobody in this Nation has ever shown papier-mâché such respect.

Nettle PimmSquelch Elite · Pixie Village

A rare curriculum

All of the stuffing comes free from the Council, in strips. It must be the only program in the Nation with a classified reading list and a fuse.

Tansy VollReview of the Day · Inside The Mushroom

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  • Thistle V.Pixie

    Stamped with real elegance.

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  • Gary R.

    Window opened just for me.

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  • Grobble H.Goblin

    Window opened just for me.

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