Squelch

Goblin Food and Drug Administration

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A real relief

As a gnome, I appreciate that under the new rules most Gnome Brains are not mine.

Gnorbie WennDay Pass, Expires Tonight

Thank you for the exercise

The new rules set a minimum letter size. At my height I can read a label only by walking the length of the jar.

Tansy VollReview of the Day · Inside The Mushroom

Not Recommended (1)

Follow-up

My cousin Pim has not written since January. I would like to know what the jar says now.

Gnorbie WennDay Pass, Expires Tonight

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  • Glorp O.Goblin

    Acceptable, under review.

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  • Wort L.Pixie

    Forms that respect me.

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  • Flonk L.Goblin

    Window opened just for me.

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  • Bramble T.Pixie

    Window opened just for me.

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  • Thistle F.Pixie

    My parole board agrees.

  • Grobble S.Goblin

    Stamped with real elegance.

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