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As a gnome, I appreciate that under the new rules most Gnome Brains are not mine.
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As a gnome, I appreciate that under the new rules most Gnome Brains are not mine.
Gnorbie WennDay Pass, Expires Tonight
The new rules set a minimum letter size. At my height I can read a label only by walking the length of the jar.
Tansy VollReview of the Day · Inside The Mushroom

My cousin Pim has not written since January. I would like to know what the jar says now.
Gnorbie WennDay Pass, Expires Tonight
Acceptable, under review.
Forms that respect me.
Window opened just for me.
Window opened just for me.
My parole board agrees.
Stamped with real elegance.
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