Honest about it
It is the only fund in the Nation with the honesty to put embezzlement in the name. The head office is a box. A pillar of the bog.
Brok UnderspanBridge Keeper · Under The Third Bridge
Goblin Embezzlement Trust Fund
5.0Verified Trusted
Based on 82,654 reviews
Showing all ratings
Hit its target exactly
I deposited one hundred and withdrew nothing, as the prospectus warned. I have never seen a fund perform so precisely to plan.
Durgin LedgerhandVerified Reviewer · Over There
A vote of confidence
A thief robbed the Embezzlement Trust Fund and fled with mermaids. Nobody steals from a fund unless it is worth embezzling from.
Gribble TanmossVerified Reviewer · Mudwick Isle
Management lives on site
The fund manager sleeps behind the laundromat to stay close to the money. I asked to see the money. He showed me the laundromat.
Old ThrumSenior Grumbler · Over There
Quarterly report, read aloud
He reads it from inside the box. You can hear him counting, and then you can hear him stop.
Aunt ScreeTop Reviewer · Under The First Bridge
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
- Anonymous
Every organization, review and rating on these pages is fictional.